n283=..[&H]igh:.disable #fludultra | set %hfp High | .enable #fludhigh | echo 12 -a CTCP Flood Protection Is Now At %hfp $+ .
n284=..[&U]ltra:.disable #fudhigh | set %hfp Ultra | .enable #fludultra | echo 12 -a CTCP Flood Protection In Now At %hfp $+ . | echo 12 -a Please Note Ultra Ignores *ALL* CTCPS and DCC REQUESTS
n285=..-
n286=..[&C]TCP Settings:/set %ctcp.max $$?="Enter Maximum CTCP's Allowed"
n287=.[&D]CC SEND/CHAT Protection
n288=..[&A]ccept:.set %accept On | echo 12 -a Dcc Flood Protection is Now Enabled
n289=..[&R]eject:set %accept Off | echo 12 -a Dcc Flood Protection is Now Disabled
n290=..-
n291=..[&D]CC Settings:set %dccmax $$?="Enter Maximum DCC'S Allowed" | echo 12 -a Maximum DCC's Set To %dcc Max
n292=.[&D]CC Chat Flood Protection
n293=..[&O]n:set %chat.prot ON | echo 12 -a DCC Chat Flood Protection Is Now %chat.prot
n294=..[&O]ff:set %chat.prot Off | echo 12 -a DCC Chat Flood Protection Is Now %chat.prot
n295=..-
n296=..[&D]CC Flood Protection Settings:set %chat.max $$?="Enter Maximum DCC lines Allowed" | echo 12 -a Maximum DCC Lines Set To %chat.max
n297=[&M]iscellaneous
n298=.[&C]hange Nick:/nick $$?="Enter your new nickname:"
n299=.[&S]hell to Dos:/run command.com
n300=.[&I]gnore
n301=..[&I]gnore All 30 seconds:/.ignore -pu30 *!*@*.* | /echo 10 -a 10,1-==-==9,2Complete Ignore for 30 seconds10,1==-==-
n11=.[&R]emove From Shitlist:/.ruser 666 $$1 3 | /notice $$1 You have been removed from the 11,6╕.╖┤»`╖.╕╕.╖┤»`╖.╕0,1SHITLIST11,6╕.╖┤»`╖.╕╕.╖┤»`╖.╕ $ds
n12=.[&R]emove all Shitlisted Users:/.rlevel 666
n13=[&A]ctions
n14=.[&E]nemy
n15=..[&I]nsults
n16=...[&D]ef Lame.:/say Definition of a lamer: | /say (lay-meh'er) | /say 1. A person who is not accepted by society | /say 2. A person who doesnt know shit | /say 3. Example of a lamer: $$1 .
n17=...[&D]ef Newbie:/say Definition of a newbie: | /say (nee'uu-bee) | /say 1. A person who is intelectually inept. | /say 2. A person who does not know shit. | /say 3. Example of a newbie: $$1 .
n18=...[&F]su!:/say Look Out $$1!! $me is gonna fuck your shit up!!!", "Oh Shit, it must suck to be you!!"
n19=..-
n20=..[&S]lap
n21=...[&V]owel DropOut:set %text $$1 | /me 5 *Dickslaps *6 $$1 So Hard All The Vowels Fall Out {{{ $+ $upper($vow) $+ }}}
n22=...[&M]enu:/me Beats on $$1 awhile with $$?="Using a What??"
n23=...[&A]ss:/me Pulls Out a BIG Stick and Slaps $$1 's Ass For a Few Minutes...
n24=...[&B]anana:/me lights a Banana on fire and throws it at $$1 's
n25=...[&E]ros:/me makes $$1 stare at Eros' picture | /me watches $$1 go blind
n26=...[&B]lond:/me thinks $$1 is a natural blond by the way she types | /me does intensive research going through many hair dyes to find out nope $$1 is just plain stupid!!!!
n27=...[&Z]aney:/me stares at $$1 who is staring at DryRain's goat Zaney | /me thinks $$1 and Zaney make a cute couple since both smell and need a haircut badly!
n28=...[&T]rout:/me slaps $$1 around with a hairy, slimey, smelly, and contaminated trout!
n29=...[&D]rown:/me drowns $$1 in a cup of water!
n30=...[&L]ike:/me says "Sure I like you $$1 " | /say BUT NOT TODAY BITCH!!!!
n31=...[&P]umpkin:/me grabs a handful of Pumpkin gut's and sticks them down $$1 $+ 's throat
n32=...[&L]ake:/me drowns $$1 in the nearest lake
n33=...[&B]ottle:/me smashes a wine bottle over $$1 $+ 's head
n34=...[&C]liff:/me shoves $$1 off the nearest cliff
n35=...[&S]aw:/me runs after $$1 with a chain saw
n36=..[&S]lap2
n37=...[&Slam:/me slams the door on $$1's hand
n38=...[&C]rush:/me crushes $$1's toes with a hammer
n39=...[&C]hop:/me chops $$1 up in millions of pieces and buries $$1 in the backyard
n40=...[&W]eed:/me chases after $$1 with a weed wacker....hey you need a haircut!
n41=...[&D]og:/me lets loose his dog after $$1 | /me gets sad after Rover left him so he writes a country song about Rover and $$1's affair
n42=...[&P]BCantalope:/me dips giant cantalopes in peanut butter and throws them at $$1
n43=...[&S]hout./me starts shouting "Long Live The Moose People" at $$1 and watches $$1 go totally c4ninjascript\ninja
n44=...[&G]insu:/me starts playing with ginsu knives and accidently gives $$1 a neat trim....... | /me thinks $$1 looks very nice bald
n45=...[&B]ag:/me is tired of seeing $$1's butt ugly face | /me gives $$1 a bag for their head to hide all their zits
n46=...[&L]onely:/me thinks $$1 looks pretty lonely and would like some company | /me gives $$1 a blow up doll to make their life dream come true....to find someone as smart as them
n47=...[&F]lood:/me Floods $* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | /me Floods $* HAHAHAHHA | /me Floods $* | /me Floods $* | /timer1 1 2 /me Floods $* | /timer2 1 3 /me Floods $* | /timer3 1 4 /me Floods $* | /timer4 1 5 /me Floods $* | /timer5 1 6 /me Floods $* | /timer6 1 10 /me Floods $* | /timer 1 12 /me floods $* DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
n48=...[&T]rout:/me slaps $* around with a rotten trout!
n49=...[&S]wing:/me grabs $1 $+ by the nuts and swings him
n50=...[&B]at:/me gets a Steel Bat and smashes $* with it " BATTER UP!! "
n51=...[&S]urprise:/me sneaks up behind $1 and puts a live tarantula down $1 's pants!! " HeHeHeHe!
n52=...[&F]ake lagg:/say $1 you there? | /timer1 1 7 /say Are you still alive $1 ? | /timer2 1 14 /say are you ignoring me $1 ? | /timer3 1 21 /say You must be lagging $1 HELLOOOO!! | /timer4 1 28 /say WOOO 39 sec ping reply WoW! | /timer5 1 35 /say you better do something about that lagg $1 | /timer6 1 42 /say HELLO!! ARGH! | /timer7 1 49 /say hehehehe Gotcha!
n53=..-
n54=..[&F]ight Actions
n55=...[&F]uck Yourself:/me tells $$1 To Go Fuck Them Self
n56=...[&P]roblem:/me says " $$1 DO YOU GOT A PROBLEM " | /say WELL SOLVE IT ASSMUNCH!
n57=...[&Y]ou fall:/me falls to the ground ....and turns into a GIANT SMURF....THEN SINGS THE SMURF SONG TO $$1 ALL NIGHT LONG!
n58=...[&B]ottle:/me finds a broken beer bottle... hmmm... $me takes and chases $1 with it.. $me then proceeds to fuck up $1
n59=...[&B]lock Attack:/me blocks $$1's futile and hopeless attack!
n60=...[&G]lare at User:/me glares sharply at $$1 !
n61=...[&G]renade User:/me takes out a grenade ... pulls the pin ... 4 ... 3 ..2 ... tosses it at $$1! | /say Damn...what a BLAST!!!
n62=...[&H]ang User:/me puts a tight rope around $$1's neck and opens the channel trapdoor! | /say hung!!!
n63=...[&C]ast Spell:/me casts a magical spell of $$?2="What kind of spell?" upon $$1!
n64=...[&P]unch User:/me pulls back his fist and Hits $$1 Sharply in there $$?="where did ya hit um??"!!!! | /say that hurt LOL LOL!!!
n65=...[&K]ick User:/me moves back to do a roundhouse and hit $$1 in the $$?="and you hit them..."!!!
n66=...[&S]hoot User With?:/say Ok, you R bugging me, Tyme to get ruff, $$1 | /me pulls out his $$?="your???" and Shoots it at $$1 to cause some MAJOR damage to their $$?="damage to??"
n67=...[&S]word User:/say Want to bring this bak in tyme?? | /me gets on his armor and pulls out his Version 5.83 Dark Dragon Sword | /say you asked fer it | /me hits $$1 with the sword in their $$?="where did you hit um??"
n68=...[&M]onster:/say arugh, you are beetin me | /me falls to the ground | /me turns in to a Huge monster with 300 teeth and a large tail!!! | /me growls
n69=...[&T]ail:/say HAHAHAHAHA | /me whips tail at $$1 to break their $$?="what did ya break??" | /me shows his 300 teeth!
n70=...[&F]ire:/say GRRRRRR | /me opens mouth and blows fire at $$1, charing their $$?=charing there..."
n71=...[&G]o Back:/say I am not being fair am I?? | /me turns back to a mortal
n72=..-
n73=..[&A]ctions for Lamers
n74=...[&S]chlong:/me whips out his 2 Foot Schlong and presses it against $$1 $+ 's forehead
n75=...[&9] Iron:/me Feels like golfing with $$1 $+ 's head. $me pulls out his 9 Iron and Bashes $$1 $+ 's Head!!
n76=...[&N]ut Kick:/me Puts on his Doc Martens and kicks $$1 in the balls!!
n77=...[&H]orny:/me thinks that $$1 is wat to horney to be in # !! $me hates horney losers who probably suck their own Genitles !!
n78=...[&O]J:/me puts on his Ski mask and stalks $$1 for a while. One day $me sees $$1 walking with somone he doesn't like. $me becomes insanely jealous and slices $$1 $+ 's throat. When the IRCops ask who did it, $me blamed it on OJ Simpson!!
n79=...[&H]acksaw:/me pulls out his Hack Saw and cuts up $$1 into little pieces and feeds them to his dog.
n80=...[&C]hainsaw:/me pulls out his chainsaw and Hacks apart $$1 from limb to limb
n81=...[&L]ightening:/me CAlls to the god of lightening and asks him for help. Later that day $$1 is walking home from the sexual toys store when a lightening bolt comes and knocks down a tree that kills $$1
n82=...[&S]ledge:/me looks around the room and sees $$1 ..... what an asshole!! $me then decides something should be done about it, so he grabs his sledge hammer and then squishes $$1 skull in to applesauce!!! PUNK!
n83=...[&P]hone:/me is using his phone bug when he hears that $$1 is a telemarketer. $me calls 1-800-FUCK- $$1- UP. An officer is sent over. The officer goes crazy and anally rapes $$1. Then slits $$1's fucking throat!! SHITHEAD!
n84=...[&K]nuckles:/me finds brass knuckles in his pocket. Shit what you goona do with those asks $$1. I am gonna fuck you up!!!! $me runs at $$1 and proceeeds to bash $$1 fucking face in!! MOTHERFUCKER!
n85=...[&D]ildo:/me sees $$1's mother on the street, she is trying to sell dildos for her church. $me takes them and jams them in any available opening in her body. BITCH!
n86=..[&A]ctions for Lamers2
n87=...[&N]azi:/me sees that $$1 is on NAZI Online. What the FUCK. $me pulls out his beretta and puts a bullet in $$1's fucking head! RACIST ASSHOLE!
n88=...[&L]aser:/me has a large and powerful laser in his backpack. While giving his presentation he pulls it out.. $me sees $$1 being an asshole so he points it at $$1's eyes....ahhhhhhhhhhh!! Now all $$1 has are two burned craters for a face. SUCKA!
n89=...[&B]at:/me grabs the aluminum bat from the house and runs out to practice T-ball.. from $$1's head...whoops!...WHACK!!.. Now $$1's pea-sized brain is all over the field! RETARDO!
n90=...[&K]ey:/me thinks that $$1 types worth shit. $ME takes his keyboard and smashes it over $$1's fucking head. IDIOT!
n91=...[&F]lashlight:/me is looking around in the dark for something.. $me shines the light on $$1 who is jerking off in the corner with a mag full of animal pics. $me takes his chance while $$1 is still stunned by the light and crushes $$1 skull in with his Mag-Lite. SICKO!
n92=...[&B]omb:/me plants a mine at the doorway to $$1's house.. when $$1 leaves to go get the new NKOTB album his legs are blown off! POSEUR!
n93=...[&W]eights:/me is lifting weights in the gym when $$1 comes bye and starts acting like an asshole... $me gets up and knocks $$1 on his ass... $me lifts the 400pd weight above his head... THUMP! is the only sound heard as $$1's head is flattened to a pancake! ASSHOLE!
n94=...[&T]utu:/me puts $$1 into a tutu and beats him or her into oblivion!!!
n95=...[&S]hove: /say $$1 can take his or her computer and shove it up his or her ass!!!!
n96=...[&E]ar Stick!:/me Shoves a stick In $$1 's Ear... Can Ya Hear Better Yet??
n97=...[&T]hroat Stick!:/me Shoves a dildo Down $$1 's Throat... Say What U Will Now!
n98=...[&E]ye Poke!:/me Pokes $$1 In The Eye With a finger... Can Ya See Now??
n99=...[&A]ss KICK!:/me Kicks $$1 In The Ass... Leaving His Foot Embedded In His Asshole... Guess U Can Stay... I Need My Foot.
n100=...[&B]rain Swish!:/me Sticks a RED Hot Curling Iron In $1's Ear And Swishes Their Brain Around For awhile... Is It Clear Now??
n101=..-
n102=..[&C]ountry Slaps
n103=...[&C]Ds:/me gives $$1 tons and tons of country music CDs
n104=...[&G]arth:/me gives $$1 the brand new Garth Brooks CD "Fresh Horses"
n105=...[&L]ine:/me makes $$1 learn the steps to the Achy Breaky
n106=...[&S]ing:/me sings country to $$1
n107=...[&C]owgirl:/me thinks $$1 would look great as a cowgirl!
n108=...[&P]ure Country:/me makes $$1 watch Pure Country over and over till $$1 learns all of the George Strait Songs
n109=...[&8] Seconds:/me makes $$1 watch 8 Seconds till they can sing all the country songs
n110=...[&T]NN:/me breaks into $$1's house and screws up their TV so they can only watch TNN (The Nashville Network) YEE HAW
n111=...[&S]heep:/me has a tape of $$1 raping his sheep. The sick fucker then masterbates his cows. Anybody want it? SICKO!!
n123=...(r)σtΩ-10:/say $col(úσMΩ-≡-MΩtΩr) 14,1[4---------12{061012}14]1,0 $$1 04101/1210 10You are the top lamer of them all $$1. Why dont you go rape your dad LAMER!
n124=.-
n125=.[&F]riend
n126=..[&R]ose:/me Hands $$1 the most perfect rose 4@3-}--}---
n127=..[&H]uGz:/me HuGz $$1 So long they can't breathe =)
n128=..[&K]issEz:/me Gives $$1 a very deep and a very passtionate kiss ╢8-▐
n129=..[&H]i-5:/me gives $$1 a big Hi-5...WHat'S Up??
n130=..[&C]ig:/echo -a passes $$1 a nice 1,7() »»»»)1,0»»»»»»»»»»»»»» 4)))14)))))))
n131=.-
n132=.[&E]bonics
n133=..[&R]ectum:/say EBONICS word #1: RECTUM...I had two cadillacs, but my ol'lady rectum both.
n134=..[&H]otel:/say EBONICS word #2: HOTEL...I gave my girlfriend da grabs and the hotel everybody.
n135=..[&O]dyssey:/say EBONICS word #3: ODYSSEY...I told my bro, you odyssey the jugs on this hoe.
n136=..[&S]tain:/say EBONICS word #4: STAIN...My mother-in-law axed if I was stain for dinner again.
n137=..[&S]eldom:/say EBONICS word #5: SELDOM...My cousin gave me two tickets to the knicks game, so I seldom.
n138=..[&P]enis:/say EBONICS word #6: PENIS...I went to da doctor and he handed me a cup and said penis.
n139=..[&C]atacomb:/say EBONICS word #7: CATACOMB...Don King was at the fight the other night, man, somebody give that catacomb.
n140=..[&F]orclose:/say EBONICS word #8: FORCLOSE...If I pay alimony this month, I'll have no money forclose.
n141=..[&U]ndermine:/say EBONICS word #9: UNDERMINE...There is a fine lookin' hoe livin' in the apartment undermine.
n142=..[&T]ripoli:/say EBONICS word #10: TRIPOLI...I was gonna buy my ol' lady a bra, but I couldn't fine no tripoli.
n143=..[&D]isappoint:/say EBONICS word #11: DISAPPOINTMENT...My parole officer tol me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the big house.
n144=..[&I]ncome:/say EBONICS word #12: INCOME...I just got in bed wit dee hoe and income my wife.
n145=..[&H]onor:/say EBONICS word #13: HONOR...At the rape trial, the judge axed my bro, who b honor first?
n146=..[&F]ortify:/say EBONICS word #14: FORTIFY...I axed da hoe how much, and she say fortify.
n147=..[&I]srael:/say EBONICS word #15: ISRAEL...Alonso tried to sell me a rolex, I said man that looks fake. He said, no isreal.
n66=..[&D]el:/msg memoserv del $$?="Enter Memo Number To Delete"
n67=..[&U]ndel:/msg memoserv undel $$?="Enter Memo Number To Delete"
n68=..[&P]urge:/msg memoserv purge
n69=..[&F]orward:/msg memoserv forward $$?="Enter Other Nick To Send To" $$?="Enter Password"
n70=-
n71=[&C]hannel Scans
n72=.[&C]hannel Stats
n73=..[&E]cho:/chstat -e
n74=..[&P]lay:/chstat -c
n75=.[&C]lone Scan
n76=..[&E]cho:/cd -e
n77=..[&P]lay:/cd -c
n78=.[&P]erv Scan
n79=..[&E]cho:/pscan -e
n80=..[&P]lay:/pscan -c
n81=.[&I]RCop Scan
n82=..[&E]cho:/ir -e
n83=..[&P]lay:/ir -c
n84=&[&F]ilter Kicks
n85=.[&C]lone Kick:fk -c
n86=.[&I]P Kick:/fk -i
n87=.-
n88=.[&N]on Ops:/fk -o
n89=.[&V]oiced:/fk -v
n90=.[&N]on Voice:/fk -v
n91=.[&I]RCops:/fk -r
n92=.[&N]ick Filter:/fk -f
n93=&[&C]hannel Protection
n94=.[&O]p Toggle
n95=..[&I]ncluded:/set %ops Included | echo 10 -a Channel Protection: Ops Inluded. Set On At 14[04 $+ $atime $+ 14]
n96=..[&E]xcluded:/set %ops excluded | echo 10 -a Channel Protection: Ops Exluded. Set Off At 14[04 $+ $atime $+ 14]
n97=.-
n98=.[&N]ickFlood Protection
n99=..[&O]n:/set %nick. $+ # ON | echo 10 -a Nick Flood Protection Is Now %nick. [ $+ [ # ] ] For # $+ . Set On At 14[04 $+ $atime $+ 14]
n100=..[&O]ff:/set %nick. $+ # OFF | echo 10 -a Nick Flood Protection Is Now %nick. [ $+ [ # ] ] For # $+ . Set Off At 14[04 $+ $atime $+ 14]
n101=..-
n102=..[&N]ickFlood Settings {
n103= set %nick.max $?="How many nick changes?"
n104= set %set.timer $$?="Within how many seconds?"
n105= echo 12 -a Nick Flood Max Changes Set To 14[02 $+ %nick.max $+ 14] 12Seconds For Flood Set To 14[02 $+ %set.timer $+ 14]
n106=}
n107=.[&T]ext Flood
n108=..[&O]n:/set %text. $+ # On | echo 10 -a Text Flood Protection is Now %text. [ $+ [ # ] ] For # $+ . Set On At 14[04 $+ $atime $+ 14]
n109=..[&O]ff:/set %text. $+ # Off | echo 10 -a Text Flood Protection Is Now %text. [ $+ [ # ] ] For # $+ . Set Off At 14[04 $+ $atime $+ 14]
n110=..-
n111=..[&T]ext Flood Settings: {
n112= set %text.max $?="How Many Text Lines Maximum?"
n113= set %text.time $?="Within How Many Seconds?"
n114= echo 12 -a Text Flood Max Time Set To 14[02 $+ %text.time $+ 14] 12Maximum Lines Set To 14[02 $+ %text.max $+ 14]
n115=}
n116=.[&A]ction Flood
n117=..[&O]n:/set %act. $+ # On | echo 10 -a Text Flood Protection is Now %act. [ $+ [ # ] ] For # $+ . Set On At 14[04 $+ $atime $+ 14]
n118=..[&O]ff:/set %act. $+ # Off | echo 10 -a Text Flood Protection Is Now %act. [ $+ [ # ] ] For # $+ . Set Off At 14[04 $+ $atime $+ 14]
n119=..-
n120=..[&A]ction Flood Settings: {
n121= set %act.max $?="How Many Lines Maximum?"
n122= set %act.time $?="Within How Many Seconds?"
n123= echo 12 -a Action Flood Max Time Set To 14[02 $+ %act.time $+ 14] 12Maximum Lines Set To 14[02 $+ %act.max $+ 14]
n124=}
n125=.[&N]otice Flood
n126=..[&O]n:set %not. $+ # On | echo 10 -a Notice Flood Protection Is Now %not. [ $+ [ # ] ] For # $+ . Set On At 14[04 $+ $atime $+ 14]
n127=..[&O]ff:set %not. $+ # Off | echo 10 -a Notice Flood Protection Is Now %not. [ $+ [ # ] ] For #$+ . Set Off At 14[04 $+ $atime $+ 14]
n128=..-
n129=..[&N]otice Flood Settings: {
n130= set %not.max $?="How Many Text Lines Maximum?"
n131= set %not.time $?="Within How Many Seconds?"
n132= echo 12 -a Notice Flood Max Time Set To 14[02 $+ %not.time $+ 14] 12Maximum Lines Set To 14[02 $+ %not.max $+ 14]
n133=}
n134=.[&M]ass Deop
n135=..[&A]llow:set %mdprot. $+ # On | /echo 10 -a Mass Deop is %mdprot [ $+ [ # ] ] For # $+ . Set Off At 14[04 $+ $atime $+ 14]
n136=..[&D]on't Allow:set %mdprot. $+ # Off | /echo 10 -a Mass Deop Is %mdprot [ $+ [ # ] ] For # $+ . Set On At 14[04 $+ $atime $+ 14]
n137=..-
n138=..[&M]ass Deop Settings:set %deopmax $$?="Enter Maximum Deops Allowed" | echo 12 -a Maximum Deops For Mass Deop Protection Set To 14[02 $+ %deopmax $+ 14]
n139=.[&M]ass Kick
n140=..[&A]llow:set %mkprot. $+ # On | /echo 10 -a Mass Deop is %mkprot [ $+ [ # ] ] For # $+ . Set On At 14[04 $+ $atime $+ 14]
n141=..[&D]on't Allow:set %mkprot. $+ # Off | /echo 10 -a Mass Deop is %mkprot [ $+ [ # ] ] For # $+ . Set Off At 14[04 $+ $atime $+ 14]
n142=..-
n143=..[&M]ass Kick Settings:set %kickmax $$?="Enter Maximum Kicks Allowed" | echo 12 -a Maximum Kicks For Mass Kick Protection Set To 14[02 $+ %deopmax $+ 14]
n144=.[&M]ass Ban
n145=..[&A]llow:set %mbprot. $+ # On | /echo 10 -a Mass Ban is %mbprot [ $+ [ # ] ] For # $+ . Set On At 14[04 $+ $atime $+ 14]
n146=..[&D]on't Allow:set %mbprot. $+ # Off | /echo 10 -a Mass Ban is %mbprot [ $+ [ # ] ] For # $+ . Set Off At 14[04 $+ $atime $+ 14]
n147=..-
n148=..[&M]ass Ban Settings:set %banmax $$?="Enter Maximum Bans Allowed" | echo 12 -a Maximum Bans For Mass Ban Protection Kick Set To 14[02 $+ %deopmax $+ 14]
n149=.[&L]ength Kick
n150=..[&O]n:set %length. $+ # On | /echo 10 -a Length Kick Is Now %length. [ $+ [ # ] ] For # $+ . Set On At 14[04 $+ $atime $+ 14]
n151=..[&O]ff:set %length. $+ # Off | /echo 10 -a Length Kick Is Now %length. [ $+ [ # ] ] For # $+ . Set Off At 14[04 $+ $atime $+ 14]
n152=..-
n153=..[&L]ength Kick Settings:set %m.length $$?="Maximum Characters Allowed" | echo 12 -a Maximum Characters For Length Kick Set To 14[02 $+ %m.length $+ 14]
n154=.[&B]ad Nick
n155=..[&O]n:set %bnick. $+ # On | echo 10 -a Bad User Nick Is Now %bnick. [ $+ [ # ] ] For # $+ . Set On At 14[04 $+ $atime $+ 14]
n156=..[&O]ff:set %bnick. $+ # Off | echo 10 -a Bad User Nick Is Now %bnick. [ $+ [ # ] ] For # $+ . Set Off At 14[04 $+ $atime $+ 14]
n157=.[&C]aps kicker
n158=..[&O]n:/set %caps. $+ # On | echo 10 -a Caps Kick Is Now %caps. [ $+ [ # ] ] For # $+ . Set On At 14[04 $+ $atime $+ 14]
n159=..[&O]ff:/set %caps. $+ # Off | echo 10 -a Caps Kick Is Now %caps. [ $+ [ # ] ] For # $+ . Set On At 14[04 $+ $atime $+ 14]
n160=..-
n161=..[&C]aps Kick Settings:/set %setcaps $$?="What percent of the text can be caps?" | echo -a 14[6Caps Percentage Set To14] 14[02 $+ %setcaps $+ % $+ 14]
n162=.[&S]wear Kick
n163=..[&O]n:set %swear. $+ # On | echo 10 -a Swear Kick Is Now %swear. [ $+ [ # ] ] For # $+ . Set On At 14[04 $+ $atime $+ 14]
n164=..[&O]ff:set %swear. $+ # Off | echo 10 -a Swear Kick is Now %swear. [ $+ [ # ] ] For # $+ . Set Off At 14[04 $+ $atime $+ 14]
n165=.[&N]etsplit Protection
n166=..[&O]n:/.enable #nethack | /set %hackp On | echo 10 -a NetSpilt Protection Is Now %hackp Set On At 14[04 $+ $atime $+ 14]
n167=..[&O]ff:/.disable #nethack | /set %hackp Off | echo 10 -a NetSplit Protection Is Now %hackp Set Off At 14[04 $+ $atime $+ 14]
n168=.[&C]lone Detect
n169=..[&O]n:set %clonejoin. $+ # On | /echo 10 -a Clone detection Is Now %clonejoin. [ $+ [ # ] ] For # $+ . Set On At 14[04 $+ $atime $+ 14]
n170=..[&O]ff:set %clonejoin. $+ # Off | /echo 10 -a Clone Detection Is Now %clonejoin. [ $+ [ # ] ] For # $+ . Set Off At 14[04 $+ $atime $+ 14]
n171=..-
n172=..[&C]lone Detect Settings:/set %max.clones $$?="Enter Maximum Number of Clones Allowed"
n173=.[&P]erv Join Kick
n174=..[&O]n:set %pervjoin. $+ # On | /echo 10 -a Perv Join Kicker is Now %perjoin. [ $+ [ # ] ] For # $+ . Set On At 14[04 $+ $atime $+ 14]
n175=..[&O]ff:set %pervjoin. $+ # On | /echo 10 -a Perv Join Kicker is Now %perjoin. [ $+ [ # ] ] For # $+ . Set Off At 14[04 $+ $atime $+ 14]
n176=.[&T]rout
n177=..[&O]n:/set %old. $+ # On | /echo 10 -a Trout Kick Is Now %old. [ $+ [ # ] ] For # $+ . Set On At 14[04 $+ $atime $+ 14]
n178=..[&O]ff:/set %old. $+ # Off | /echo 10 -a Trout Kick Is Now %old. [ $+ [ # ] ] For # $+ . Set Off At 14[04 $+ $atime $+ 14]
n179=.[&A]nnoyance Kicks
n180=..[&O]n:set %annoy. $+ # On | /echo 10 -a Annoynace Kicks Are Now %annoy. [ $+ [ # ] ] For # $+ . Set On At 14[04 $+ $atime $+ 14]
n181=..[&O]ff:set %annoy. $+ # OFf | /echo 10 -a Annoyance Kicks Are Now %annoy. [ $+ [ # ] ] For # $+ . Set Off At 14[04 $+ $atime $+ 14]
n182=.[&S]ound Kick
n183=..[&O]n:set %soundk. $+ # On | /echo 10 -a Sound Kicks Are Now %soundk. [ $+ [ # ] ] For # $+ . Set On At 14[04 $+ $atime $+ 14]
n184=..[&O]ff:set %soundk. $+ # Off | /echo 10 -a Sound Kicks Are Now %soundk. [ $+ [ # ] ] For # $+ . Set Off At 14[04 $+ $atime $+ 14]
n185=.[&A]uto Sound Getter Kick
n186=..[&O]n:set %get. $+ # On | /echo 10 -a Auto Sound Getter Kicks Are Now %get. [ $+ [ # ] ] For # $+ . Set On At 14[04 $+ $atime $+ 14]
n187=..[&O]ff:set %get. $+ # On | /echo 10 -a Auto Sound Getter Kicks Are Now %get. [ $+ [ # ] ] For # $+ . Set On At 14[04 $+ $atime $+ 14]
n188=.[&R]epeat Kick
n189=..[&O]n:set %repeat. $+ # On | /echo 10 -a Repeat Kick Is Now %repeat. [ $+ [ # ] ] For # $+ . Set On At 14[04 $+ $atime $+ 14]
n190=..[&O]ff:set %repeat. $+ # Off | /echo 10 -a Repeat Kick Is Now %repeat. [ $+ [ # ] ] For # $+ . Set Off At 14[04 $+ $atime $+ 14]
n191=.[&B]urc Kick
n192=..[&O]n:set %burc. $+ # On | /echo 10 -a Color Kick Is Now %burc. [ $+ [ # ] ] For # $+ . Set On At 14[04 $+ $atime $+ 14]
n193=..[&O]ff:set %burc. $+ # Off | /echo 10 -a Color Kick Is Now %burc. [ $+ [ # ] ] For # $+ . Set Off At 14[04 $+ $atime $+ 14]
n194=[&C]hannel Modes
n195=.[&C]lear All Chan Bans://mode # b
n196=.-
n197=.[&M]oderated
n198=..[&O]n:/mode # +m
n199=..[&O]ff:/mode # -m
n200=.[&T]opic Change
n201=..[&N]eed Ops:/mode # +t
n202=..[&A]llow:/mode # -t
n203=.[&O]utside Messages
n204=..[&D]on't Allow:/mode # +n
n205=..[&A]llow:/mode # -n
n206=.[&S]ecret
n207=..[&O]n:/mode # +s
n208=..[&O]ff:/mode # -s
n209=.[&I]nvite Only
n210=..[&O]n:/mode # +i
n211=..[&O]ff:/mode # -i
n212=.[&K]ey Needed
n213=..[&N]eed Keyword:/mode # +k $$?="whats do you want as the keyword?"
n46=.[&R]emove From Shitlist:/.ruser 666 $$1 3 | /notice $$1 You have been removed from the 11,6╕.╖┤»`╖.╕╕.╖┤»`╖.╕0,1SHITLIST11,6╕.╖┤»`╖.╕╕.╖┤»`╖.╕ $ds
n55=.[&B]an From Fserve:/dde Fserve command "" /set % [ $+ [ $1 ] ] ban | /echo 12 -a [Banned] $nick is not allowed on the fserve
n56=.[&U]nban From Fserve:/dde Fserve command "" /set % [ $+ [ $1 ] ] %scredits | /echo -a 14[6Unbanned15] 2Given 14[03 $+ %scredits $+ 14] 2K of credits.
n57=.-
n58=.[&G]ive Leech Access:/dde Fserve command "" /set % [ $+ [ $1 ] ] leech | /echo -a 14[2Leech Account Given14]6 $1 Now has unlimited download access
n59=-
n60=[&C]TCP
n61=.[&P]ing:/ctcp $$1 ping
n62=.[&F]inger:/ctcp $$1 finger
n63=.[&V]ersion:/ctcp $$1 version
n64=.[&T]ime:/ctcp $$1 time
n65=.[&U]serinfo:/ctcp $$1 userinfo
n66=.[&C]lientInfo:/ctcp $$1 clientinfo
n67=[&D]CC
n68=.[&S]end:/dcc send $$1
n69=.[&C]hat:/dcc chat $$1
n70=-
n71=[&K]icks
n72=.[&K]icks 1-13(Ven Kicks)
n73=..[&S]acrafice:/say It's time to make my SACRIFICE to the Venom Gods. | /me grabs $1 and binds him/her to an altar. | /me watches as $1 $+ 's soul departs to the Land of Venom. | /me sees only $1 $+ 's body now. | /kick # $1 I hope the Venom Gods enjoy your company!
n74=..[&T]hrow:/me grabs $1 by the head and throws him/her out of the channel. | /kick # $1 íOUT! | /timer 1 2 /say This time, I didn't do any fancy stuff!!
n75=..[&T]rash:/me is walking with $1.. | /me sees a trash can. | /me grabs $1 and stuffs him/her in the trash can. | /me watches as the garbage man takes the trash can to the landfill. | /kick # $1 I always knew you were garbage!!
n76=..[&C]aesar:/me came to $1. | /me saw $1. | /me conquered $1. | /kick # $1 Veni Vidi Vici!
n77=..[&L]amer:/say REPORT: LAMER SIGHTED! | /say THE LAMER IS $1 | /say GOODBYE, LAMER! | /kick # $1 Didn't I see you on AOL?! | /timer 1 2 /say Aaah! Now we are free of lamers.
n78=..[&D]ragon:/me approaches $1 $+ 's drooping body. | /me turns into a dragon and eats $1 $+ 's head. | /kick # $1 You need Winter Fresh!!
n79=..[&D]eer:/say Deer season has opened!! | /me stuffs $1 into a deer suit and shoves him into the woods. | /me hears gunshots.. | /me sees a hunter drag $1 $+ 's dead body out of the woods. | /kick # $1 You look good in a stove!!
n80=..[&R]oad:/say Why did $1 cross the road? | /say To get to the other side. | /say But why isn't $1 there? | /say Because $1 was struck by a car. | /kick # $1 *HONK* *HONK* | /timer 1 2 /me remembers hearing a car's horn.
n81=..[&E]nemy:/say $1 is a real-life enemy of mine. | /say $1 was very mean to me in real-life. | /say So it's time for my revenge. | /kick # $1 MY REVENGE: PHASE I | /timer 1 2 /me is ready to begin Phase II...
n82=..[&1]986:/me and $1 timewarp to 1986. | /me and $1 are now at the launching of the Space Shuttle Challenger. | /me shoves $1 into the shuttle. | /me watches the shuttle lift off and explode 9 miles in the air. | /kick # $1 Um.. *BOOM* Heh Heh.. | /timer 1 2 /say I just love using time to my advantage.
n83=..[&T]rick:/say For my next trick, I will cut $1 in half. | /me puts $1 in the magic box. | /me magically saws $1 in half. | /me decides not to put $1 back together. | /kick # $1 Ewww! What a phucking mess!
n84=..[&Q]uando:/say Quando cadet $1 $+ , cadet et mundus. | /say NOT!!! | /kick # $1 Whatever I just said..| /timer 1 2 /say Don't worry, the world won't fall.
n85=..[&s]ix-pack:/me makes $1 drink a 6-Pack of beer. | /me watches $1 get drunk and fall off the channel. | /notice $1 You have just fallen off the channel!! | /kick # $1 Don't drink and IRC!
n86=.[&K]icks 14-26
n87=..[&s]nake:/me puts a snake in $1 $+ 's shirt. | /me watches $1 scream all of his/her internal organs out. | /kick # $1 How'd that come out there?!
n88=..[&v]acuuming:/me is vacuuming the channel. | /me switches the suction power to MEGA-LAMER-SUCK. | /me uses the vacuum cleaner to suck up $1. | /kick # $1 Atta lot of dirt.. | /timer 1 2 /say This time, I won't empty the vacuum cleaner bag!!
n89=..[&K]ing:/me wants to become King of the Channel. | /say And the only one in my way is $1. | /say So I have to get rid of $1. | /me grabs a bottle of poison and pours it on $1 $+ 's food. | /me watches $1 $+ , poisoned to death, fall off the channel. | /kick # $1 Hello!? You watched me POUR THAT! | /timer 1 2 /say NOW, I AM KING!!!
n90=..[&A]way/me feels like being away for a while. | /away Away for a while... | /me hears $1 making a racket. | /say $1 is SO annoying!! | /me has to return to get rid of $1. | /away | /me picks up a megaphone and shouts in $1 $+ 's face using it. | /me watches the sound waves push $1 off the channel. | /kick # $1 Annoying people like you, $1 $+ , don't belong here!! | /timer 1 2 /say Aaah! Peace and quiet at last
n91=..[&n]o:/kick # $$1 NO! $ds
n92=..[&F]looders:/me Hates Flooders, They are fucking Retarded.... }=) | /ban $$1 2 | /kick # $$1 FlooD YeR AsS OfF }=) $ds
n93=..[&I]nviter:/ban # $$1 3 | /kick # $$1 If your chan is so k00l«...We'd Be there }=) $ds
n94=..[&C]aps:/kick # $$1 CAPS?? NO YOU WERENT PRESSING THE CAPS $ds
n95=..[&A]utogreets:/kick # $$1 No Autogreets Please $ds
n96=..[&B]ots:/kick # $$1 Please do not bring a bot in here $ds
n98=..[&R]etard:/me notices $$1 looking pretty retarded in that corner | /me sees a boulder coming at $$1 | /notice $$1 RUN FOREST | /kick # $$1 Run Forrest, RUN!! $ds
n99=..[&B]oot:/me puts $$1 's head on a tee | /timer 1 9 | /me kicks $$1 with full force | /timer 1 15 /sound boot.wav | /kick # $$1 Nice boot the head
n100=..[&f]ucker:/me see's an annoying fucker in # | /me looks directly at the fucker $$1 | /me waves bye to the fucker $$1 | /kick # $$1 FuCkER!
n101=..[&D]isrespect:/me notices $$1 is very disrespectful | /me doesn't like $$1 | /me kicks $$1 for his country | /sound prez.wav | /kick # $$1 Thank You and Goodnight! }=)
n102=..[&S]panker:/me notice $$1 is spanking it in the corner | /me yells at $$1 to stop | /me hears $$1 tell him that they won't | /kick # $$1 You'll shoot your eye out!!!
n103=-
n104=[&A]ctions and Stuff
n105=.[&E]nemy
n106=..[&I]nsults
n107=...[&D]ef Lame.:/say Definition of a lamer: | /say (lay-meh'er) | /say 1. A person who is not accepted by society | /say 2. A person who doesnt know shit | /say 3. Example of a lamer: $$1 . | /wavplay c:\c4ninja\wavs\usuck.wav
n108=...[&D]ef Newbie:/say Definition of a newbie: | /say (nee'uu-bee) | /say 1. A person who is intelectually inept. | /say 2. A person who does not know shit. | /say 3. Example of a newbie: $$1 . | /wavplay c:\c4ninja\wavs\usuck.wav
n109=...[&F]su!:/say Look Out $$1!! $me is gonna fuck your shit up!!!", "Oh Shit, it must suck to be you!!"
n110=..-
n111=..[&S]lap
n112=...[&V]owel DropOut:set %text $$1 | /me 5 *Dickslaps *6 $$1 So Hard All The Vowels Fall Out {{{ $+ $upper($vow) $+ }}}
n113=...[&M]enu:/me Beats on $$1 awhile with $$?="Using a What??"
n114=...[&A]ss:/me Pulls Out a BIG Stick and Slaps $$1 's Ass For a Few Minutes...
n115=...[&B]anana:/me lights a Banana on fire and throws it at $$1 's
n116=...[&E]ros:/me makes $$1 stare at Eros' picture | /me watches $$1 go blind
n117=...[&B]lond:/me thinks $$1 is a natural blond by the way she types | /me does intensive research going through many hair dyes to find out nope $$1 is just plain stupid!!!!
n118=...[&Z]aney:/me stares at $$1 who is staring at DryRain's goat Zaney | /me thinks $$1 and Zaney make a cute couple since both smell and need a haircut badly!
n119=...[&T]rout:/me slaps $$1 around with a hairy, slimey, smelly, and contaminated trout!
n120=...[&D]rown:/me drowns $$1 in a cup of water!
n121=...[&L]ike:/me says "Sure I like you $$1 " | /say BUT NOT TODAY BITCH!!!!
n122=...[&P]umpkin:/me grabs a handful of Pumpkin gut's and sticks them down $$1 $+ 's throat
n123=...[&L]ake:/me drowns $$1 in the nearest lake
n124=...[&B]ottle:/me smashes a wine bottle over $$1 $+ 's head
n125=...[&C]liff:/me shoves $$1 off the nearest cliff
n126=...[&S]aw:/me runs after $$1 with a chain saw
n127=..[&S]lap2
n128=...[&Slam:/me slams the door on $$1's hand
n129=...[&C]rush:/me crushes $$1's toes with a hammer
n130=...[&C]hop:/me chops $$1 up in millions of pieces and buries $$1 in the backyard
n131=...[&W]eed:/me chases after $$1 with a weed wacker....hey you need a haircut!
n132=...[&D]og:/me lets loose his dog after $$1 | /me gets sad after Rover left him so he writes a country song about Rover and $$1's affair
n133=...[&P]BCantalope:/me dips giant cantalopes in peanut butter and throws them at $$1
n134=...[&S]hout./me starts shouting "Long Live The Moose People" at $$1 and watches $$1 go totally c4ninjascript\ninja
n135=...[&G]insu:/me starts playing with ginsu knives and accidently gives $$1 a neat trim....... | /me thinks $$1 looks very nice bald
n136=...[&B]ag:/me is tired of seeing $$1's butt ugly face | /me gives $$1 a bag for their head to hide all their zits
n137=...[&L]onely:/me thinks $$1 looks pretty lonely and would like some company | /me gives $$1 a blow up doll to make their life dream come true....to find someone as smart as them
n138=...[&F]lood:/me Floods $* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | /me Floods $* HAHAHAHHA | /me Floods $* | /me Floods $* | /timer1 1 2 /me Floods $* | /timer2 1 3 /me Floods $* | /timer3 1 4 /me Floods $* | /timer4 1 5 /me Floods $* | /timer5 1 6 /me Floods $* | /timer6 1 10 /me Floods $* | /timer 1 12 /me floods $* DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
n139=...[&T]rout:/me slaps $* around with a rotten trout!
n140=...[&S]wing:/me grabs $1 $+ by the nuts and swings him
n141=...[&B]at:/me gets a Steel Bat and smashes $* with it " BATTER UP!! "
n142=...[&S]urprise:/me sneaks up behind $1 and puts a live tarantula down $1 's pants!! " HeHeHeHe!
n143=...[&F]ake lagg:/say $1 you there? | /timer1 1 7 /say Are you still alive $1 ? | /timer2 1 14 /say are you ignoring me $1 ? | /timer3 1 21 /say You must be lagging $1 HELLOOOO!! | /timer4 1 28 /say WOOO 39 sec ping reply WoW! | /timer5 1 35 /say you better do something about that lagg $1 | /timer6 1 42 /say HELLO!! ARGH! | /timer7 1 49 /say hehehehe Gotcha!
n144=..-
n145=..[&F]ight Actions
n146=...[&F]uck Yourself:/me tells $$1 To Go Fuck Them Selves
n147=...[&P]roblem:/me says " $$1 DO YOU GOT A PROBLEM " | /say WELL SOLVE IT ASSMUNCH!
n148=...[&Y]ou fall:/me falls to the ground ....and turns into a GIANT SMURF....THEN SINGS THE SMURF SONG TO $$1 ALL NIGHT LONG! | /sa
n149=...[&B]ottle:/me finds a broken beer bottle... hmmm... $me takes and chases $1 with it.. $me then proceeds to fuck up $1
n150=...[&B]lock Attack:/me blocks $$1's futile and hopeless attack!
n151=...[&G]lare at User:/me glares sharply at $$1 !
n152=...[&G]renade User:/me takes out a grenade ... pulls the pin ... 4 ... 3 ..2 ... tosses it at $$1! | /say Damn...what a BLAST!!!
n153=...[&H]ang User:/me puts a tight rope around $$1's neck and opens the channel trapdoor! | /say hung!!!
n154=...[&C]ast Spell:/me casts a magical spell of $$?2="What kind of spell?" upon $$1!
n155=...[&P]unch User:/me pulls back his fist and Hits $$1 Sharply in there $$?="where did ya hit um??"!!!! | /say that hurt LOL LOL!!!
n156=...[&K]ick User:/me moves back to do a roundhouse and hit $$1 in the $$?="and you hit them..."!!!
n157=...[&S]hoot User With?:/say Ok, you R bugging me, Tyme to get ruff, $$1 | /me pulls out his $$?="your???" and Shoots it at $$1 to cause some MAJOR damage to their $$?="damage to??"
n158=...[&S]word User:/say Want to bring this bak in tyme?? | /me gets on his armor and pulls out his Version 5.83 Dark Dragon Sword | /say you asked fer it | /me hits $$1 with the sword in their $$?="where did you hit um??"
n159=...[&M]onster:/say arugh, you are beetin me | /me falls to the ground | /me turns in to a Huge monster with 300 teeth and a large tail!!! | /me growls
n160=...[&T]ail:/say HAHAHAHAHA | /me whips tail at $$1 to break their $$?="what did ya break??" | /me shows his 300 teeth!
n161=...[&F]ire:/say GRRRRRR | /me opens mouth and blows fire at $$1, charing their $$?=charing there..."
n162=...[&G]o Back:/say I am not being fair am I?? | /me turns back to a mortal
n163=..-
n164=..[&A]ctions for Lamers
n165=...[&S]chlong:/me whips out his 2 Foot Schlong and presses it against $$1 $+ 's forehead
n166=...[&9] Iron:/me Feels like golfing with $$1 $+ 's head. $me pulls out his 9 Iron and Bashes $$1 $+ 's Head!!
n167=...[&N]ut Kick:/me Puts on his Doc Martens and kicks $$1 in the balls!!
n168=...[&H]orny:/me thinks that $$1 is wat to horney to be in # !! $me hates horney losers who probably suck their own Genitles !!
n169=...[&O]J:/me puts on his Ski mask and stalks $$1 for a while. One day $me sees $$1 walking with somone he doesn't like. $me becomes insanely jealous and slices $$1 $+ 's throat. When the IRCops ask who did it, $me blamed it on OJ Simpson!!
n170=...[&H]acksaw:/me pulls out his Hack Saw and cuts up $$1 into little pieces and feeds them to his dog.
n171=...[&C]hainsaw:/me pulls out his chainsaw and Hacks apart $$1 from limb to limb
n172=...[&L]ightening:/me CAlls to the god of lightening and asks him for help. Later that day $$1 is walking home from the sexual toys store when a lightening bolt comes and knocks down a tree that kills $$1
n173=...[&S]ledge:/me looks around the room and sees $$1 ..... what an asshole!! $me then decides something should be done about it, so he grabs his sledge hammer and then squishes $$1 skull in to applesauce!!! PUNK!
n174=...[&P]hone:/me is using his phone bug when he hears that $$1 is a telemarketer. $me calls 1-800-FUCK- $$1- UP. An officer is sent over. The officer goes crazy and anally rapes $$1. Then slits $$1's fucking throat!! SHITHEAD!
n175=...[&K]nuckles:/me finds brass knuckles in his pocket. Shit what you goona do with those asks $$1. I am gonna fuck you up!!!! $me runs at $$1 and proceeeds to bash $$1 fucking face in!! MOTHERFUCKER!
n176=...[&D]ildo:/me sees $$1's mother on the street, she is trying to sell dildos for her church. $me takes them and jams them in any available opening in her body. BITCH!
n177=..[&A]ctions for Lamers2
n178=...[&N]azi:/me sees that $$1 is on NAZI Online. What the FUCK. $me pulls out his beretta and puts a bullet in $$1's fucking head! RACIST ASSHOLE!
n179=...[&L]aser:/me has a large and powerful laser in his backpack. While giving his presentation he pulls it out.. $me sees $$1 being an asshole so he points it at $$1's eyes....ahhhhhhhhhhh!! Now all $$1 has are two burned craters for a face. SUCKA!
n180=...[&B]at:/me grabs the aluminum bat from the house and runs out to practice T-ball.. from $$1's head...whoops!...WHACK!!.. Now $$1's pea-sized brain is all over the field! RETARDO!
n181=...[&K]ey:/me thinks that $$1 types worth shit. $ME takes his keyboard and smashes it over $$1's fucking head. IDIOT!
n182=...[&F]lashlight:/me is looking around in the dark for something.. $me shines the light on $$1 who is jerking off in the corner with a mag full of animal pics. $me takes his chance while $$1 is still stunned by the light and crushes $$1 skull in with his Mag-Lite. SICKO!
n183=...[&B]omb:/me plants a mine at the doorway to $$1's house.. when $$1 leaves to go get the new NKOTB album his legs are blown off! POSEUR!
n184=...[&W]eights:/me is lifting weights in the gym when $$1 comes bye and starts acting like an asshole... $me gets up and knocks $$1 on his ass... $me lifts the 400pd weight above his head... THUMP! is the only sound heard as $$1's head is flattened to a pancake! ASSHOLE!
n185=...[&T]utu:/me puts $$1 into a tutu and beats him or her into oblivion!!!
n186=...[&S]hove: /say $$1 can take his or her computer and shove it up his or her ass!!!!
n187=...[&E]ar Stick!:/me Shoves a stick In $$1 's Ear... Can Ya Hear Better Yet??
n188=...[&T]hroat Stick!:/me Shoves a dildo Down $$1 's Throat... Say What U Will Now!
n189=...[&E]ye Poke!:/me Pokes $$1 In The Eye With a finger... Can Ya See Now??
n190=...[&A]ss KICK!:/me Kicks $$1 In The Ass... Leaving His Foot Embedded In His Asshole... Guess U Can Stay... I Need My Foot.
n191=...[&B]rain Swish!:/me Sticks a RED Hot Curling Iron In $1's Ear And Swishes Their Brain Around For awhile... Is It Clear Now??
n192=..-
n193=..[&C]ountry Slaps
n194=...[&C]Ds:/me gives $$1 tons and tons of country music CDs
n195=...[&G]arth:/me gives $$1 the brand new Garth Brooks CD "Fresh Horses"
n196=...[&L]ine:/me makes $$1 learn the steps to the Achy Breaky
n197=...[&S]ing:/me sings country to $$1
n198=...[&C]owgirl:/me thinks $$1 would look great as a cowgirl!
n199=...[&P]ure Country:/me makes $$1 watch Pure Country over and over till $$1 learns all of the George Strait Songs
n200=...[&8] Seconds:/me makes $$1 watch 8 Seconds till they can sing all the country songs
n201=...[&T]NN:/me breaks into $$1's house and screws up their TV so they can only watch TNN (The Nashville Network) YEE HAW
n202=...[&S]heep:/me has a tape of $$1 raping his sheep. The sick fucker then masterbates his cows. Anybody want it? SICKO!!
n214=...(r)σtΩ-10:/say $col(úσMΩ-≡-MΩtΩr) 14,1[4---------12{061012}14]1,0 $$1 04101/1210 10You are the top lamer of them all $$1. Why dont you go rape your dad LAMER!
n215=..-
n216=..[&E]bonics
n217=...[&R]ectum:/say EBONICS word #1: RECTUM...I had two cadillacs, but my ol'lady rectum both.
n218=...[&H]otel:/say EBONICS word #2: HOTEL...I gave my girlfriend da grabs and the hotel everybody.
n219=...[&O]dyssey:/say EBONICS word #3: ODYSSEY...I told my bro, you odyssey the jugs on this hoe.
n220=...[&S]tain:/say EBONICS word #4: STAIN...My mother-in-law axed if I was stain for dinner again.
n221=...[&S]eldom:/say EBONICS word #5: SELDOM...My cousin gave me two tickets to the knicks game, so I seldom.
n222=...[&P]enis:/say EBONICS word #6: PENIS...I went to da doctor and he handed me a cup and said penis.
n223=...[&C]atacomb:/say EBONICS word #7: CATACOMB...Don King was at the fight the other night, man, somebody give that catacomb.
n224=...[&F]orclose:/say EBONICS word #8: FORCLOSE...If I pay alimony this month, I'll have no money forclose.
n225=...[&U]ndermine:/say EBONICS word #9: UNDERMINE...There is a fine lookin' hoe livin' in the apartment undermine.
n226=...[&T]ripoli:/say EBONICS word #10: TRIPOLI...I was gonna buy my ol' lady a bra, but I couldn't fine no tripoli.
n227=...[&D]isappoint:/say EBONICS word #11: DISAPPOINTMENT...My parole officer tol me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the big house.
n228=...[&I]ncome:/say EBONICS word #12: INCOME...I just got in bed wit dee hoe and income my wife.
n229=...[&H]onor:/say EBONICS word #13: HONOR...At the rape trial, the judge axed my bro, who b honor first?
n230=...[&F]ortify:/say EBONICS word #14: FORTIFY...I axed da hoe how much, and she say fortify.
n231=...[&I]srael:/say EBONICS word #15: ISRAEL...Alonso tried to sell me a rolex, I said man that looks fake. He said, no isreal.
n232=.-
n233=.[&F]riend
n234=..[&R]ose:/me Hands $$1 the most perfect rose @-}--}---
n235=..[&H]uGz:/me HuGz $$1 So long they can't breathe =)
n236=..[&K]issEz:/me Gives $$1 a big sloppy WET kiss ╢8-▐
n237=..[&H]i-5:/me gives $$1 a big Hi-5...WHat'S Up??
n238=..[&J]oint:/me passes $$1 a <//////////////#~~~~ across $chan
n239=..[&B]eer:/me gets a $$?="Enter Type Of Beer Desired" for $$1
n94=...[&D]el:/msg memoserv del $$?="Enter Memo Number To Delete"
n95=...[&U]ndel:/msg memoserv undel $$?="Enter Memo Number To Delete"
n96=...[&P]urge:/msg memoserv purge
n97=...[&F]orward:/msg memoserv forward $$?="Enter Other Nick To Send To" $$?="Enter Password"
n98=-
n99=[&X]DCC
n100=.[&X]DCC On:/.enable #xdcc | ame 2Says The 14[6XDCC14] 2Booth is Now 14[6OPEN14] 2Type 5/ctcp $me XDCC HELP 2For Help.
n101=.[&X]DCC Off:/.disable #xdcc | ame 2Sorry, The 14[6XDCC14] 2Booth is Now 14[6CLOSED14] | .timer69 off
n102=.[&A]dvertise XDCC:.timer69 $$?="How Many Times?" $$?="Per How Many Seconds?" /ame 2Says The 14[6XDCC14] 2Booth is Now 14[6OPEN14] 2Type 5/ctcp $me XDCC HELP 2For Help.
n119=..[&P]ut To Sleep:/dde fserve command "" /exit $ds
n120=-
n121=[&U]ser Protection
n122=.[&C]TCP Protection
n123=..[&H]igh:.disable #fludultra | set %hfp High | .enable #fludhigh | echo 12 -a CTCP Flood Protection Is Now At %hfp $+ .
n124=..[&U]ltra:.disable #fudhigh | set %hfp Ultra | .enable #fludultra | echo 12 -a CTCP Flood Protection In Now At %hfp $+ . | echo 12 -a Please Note Ultra Ignores *ALL* CTCPS and DCC REQUESTS
n125=..-
n126=..[&C]TCP Settings:/set %ctcp.max $$?="Enter Maximum CTCP's Allowed"
n127=.[&D]CC SEND/CHAT Protection
n128=..[&A]ccept:.set %accept On | echo 12 -a Dcc Flood Protection is Now Enabled
n129=..[&R]eject:set %accept Off | echo 12 -a Dcc Flood Protection is Now Disabled
n130=..-
n131=..[&D]CC Settings:set %dccmax $$?="Enter Maximum DCC'S Allowed" | echo 12 -a Maximum DCC's Set To %dcc Max
n132=.[&D]CC Chat Flood Protection
n133=..[&O]n:set %chat.prot ON | echo 12 -a DCC Chat Flood Protection Is Now %chat.prot
n134=..[&O]ff:set %chat.prot Off | echo 12 -a DCC Chat Flood Protection Is Now %chat.prot
n135=..-
n136=..[&D]CC Flood Protection Settings:set %chat.max $$?="Enter Maximum DCC lines Allowed" | echo 12 -a Maximum DCC Lines Set To %chat.max
